Dip Wad

Dip Wad is my go-to driving swear word.  Unless I am really mad.  Then I still use the "dip" but follow it with something else.  I like to yell "Get in the turn lane dip wad!!!"  I believe that the term dip wad refers to chewing tobacco and all it's steps.  I don't know about that. 

I do know about other dips.  Here's my list of favorites:

1.  Dipping french fries into a chocolate frosty
2.  Dipping toast into my yogurt.
3.  Speaking of toast, how about dipping it into oatmeal or better yet, Cream of Wheat?
4.  My mother's famous Clam Dip...heavy on the lemon.
5.  Dipping my roll into homemade chicken noodle soup. 
6.  Taking a dip....in a pool or better yet a hot tub.
7.  Fun Dip.  It shouldn't even be on the list really.  I don't like them and I don't like my kids to have them either.  They spill the powder all over my carpet.  Every. Single. Time.
8.  Anything dipped in chocolate.  I will eat ANYTHING covered in chocolate.  Almost anything.
9.  Speaking of chocolate, have you ever been to The Melting Pot?  Its a fondue restaurant.  It's yummy and fun.  And expensive.
10.  The traditional, end of the dance, dip.  Greg's not very good at dipping.  It's a combination of him being too much taller than I am, and his lack of toes to balance.  But the few dips we've had have been gooooood.

Now I'll have that song "Dippity do my Darling" in my head all day.

Maybe it's Skip to my Lou.  I like it my way better.  Reminds me of my favorite dips.

Happy Friday!