I don't get it.

1.  Why would my cat rather live in the shed next door than in my house?
2.  Why do I have a hard time breathing when I first get the hiccups?
3.  Why do I send Greg on a mancation so he'll miss me, and I end up missing HIM?
4.  Speaking of Greg, he has awesome dimples, yet neither of my kids get them.  But all of Doug's girls do?  Not fair.
5.  Why does my dog like bananas and corn cobs, but not bones?
6.  Why do I love chocolate so much?
7.  Why am I starting to get yucky heels?  Is that an old lady thing?
8.  Why do my hands hurt?  If I get carpal tunnel I am going to be ticked!
9.  Why are they tearing up 12th Street for 4 months?  There's nothing wrong with it.
10.  Why am I so grossed out about ear wax?  I do the nasty dance behind the backs of patients at work.
11.  Why do I like chocolate covered raisins, but nothing else with raisins in it?
12.  Why doesn't Bailee like me?  I'm AUNT JENNY, come on!  I'm the favorite!
13.  Why did Sister Purdy pick WHITE linoleum? Ugh.
14.  Why do I love the rain so much?  Even when I know it's flooding other people?
15.  Why is tart so unappealing to me?
16.  Why can't anyone pronounce my name?  Sound it out!
17.  Why does my husband break everything?
18.  Why does Jesse laugh at my dance moves?  I think it's jealousy.
19.  Why do I still dream about Nowa?
20.  Why can't I sleep?
21.  What am I doing up at 2 am wondering about dumb things?